The other day I was taking a small nap. I set my alarm and then promptly passed out in bed. After an epic dream, I woke up feeling refreshed. Then I looked outside. It was pitch black.

Dear underclassmen dreading Fall Rounds,

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s plan is to unveil a re-tooled health care bill this week that would require U.S.

This Sunday, Abdullah Abdullah, the leading challenger in the upcoming run-off elections for the Afghani presidency, withdrew from the race.

Personal responsibility is a concept that is becoming more and more elusive in today’s society.

Doesn’t this sound familiar to anyone else? For years the cell phone companies assured the people and the politicians that their products were completely safe.

Halloween is a notorious holiday on college campuses. It is the night where everyone dresses in ridiculous attire, and, traditionally, many women wear as little clothing as possible.

Last fall, in the desperate throes of campaign misery, Republicans marched around like little Elephanteers in bowties and shortpants, insisting that a recession required two consecutive quarters of downturned gross domestic product. Democrats were unimpressed by our slavish devotion to Investopedia.

We all know that the current health care debate is a hot mess.

On Monday, actress Charlize Theron gave the tabloids — and Hustler columnists — something to talk about.