From: Katherine Marshall Miller <kat.m.miller@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Oct. 9, 2009 at 2:43 a.m.
Subject: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dearest,

Greeting in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, a very long time. I am senior at university chasing for employment with the internets. I have elected to write to you because you are of good heart.

Before the hard times, I shared my word gifts with many of the people. I dreamed of inflicting the Twitter and society media to all. Now that the end is near I find myself asking me: Where is the employment? The paper news is dying and the banks are little. I don’t demand you for money. I need now only right work for me. But you know my country condition. There are no works.

Objects fall apart, as they say. The rains and misery of football around me required me to purchase Zoloft for seasonal depression, and now I cannot pay for my thin jeans and vanilla lattes. My dear friends who are great in talents are not knowing where they will go and I am in fear of the time in which I cannot afford to duplicate thousands of resumes to preserve my warmth in the cold nights.

You may be in rememberance of my exiled father, who shares a mind of Mrs. Sarah Palin. He ackwired monies but also lived a life filled with too much Tom Clancy and more Fox News. I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and tried for attempts to fix baseball games of the Braves. If you would allow us to hold our funds in your account for a temporary time, we would be in debt to you and would allow you to keep 15 percent for your troubles. My cherished brother who is living in US has all ready wired you $100000.00 US dollars. He will be in conversation with you fleetly.

If God wills you to help us with our endevour, I will extend my rewarding gifts to you and your beloved family. God will also. Please send us your name, bank account, Social Security number, a high resolution photograph and addresss to manny.ramirez@gmail.com. Please do this quickly and Providence will be the sight of our meeting.

Now, with my sincere heart in the Nashville, I await your replies.

Go with God,

Katherine Marshall Miller

—Katherine Miller is a senior in the College of Arts and Science. She can be reached at katherine.m.miller@vanderbilt.edu.