Dear Maddy Pulman,
I do not own a Mac because their computers do not fit my needs (believe it or not, many Apple users will fight you to the death for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, a Mac isn't the Second Coming of Computational Jesus). I use my computer for Morrowind, not whatever beatnik garbage you use yours for.
Sincerely, Ceaf Lewis
P.S. I know aboutBoot Campand Macs still don't fit my needs.

Dear David Fotouhi,
Blogs are supposed to be whimsical and fun. In addition, thesentence "Imagine, the click of the mouse can transform you from gossip-fiend to a knowledgeable member of society" makes you sound like Matthew Lesko.
Sincerely, Ceaf Lewis

Dear Liz Warner/Panhellenic Council,
I found this to be poor form. There is no way for anything to improve if reasoned, thoughtful criticism is squelched. No wonderso many non-Greeks seesorority girls the way they do.
Sincerely, Ceaf Lewis

Dear Matt Huckabee,
I actually don't have any complaints other than that you should blog more.
Sincerely, Ceaf Lewis

Dear anas,
I don't get it.
Sincerely, Ceaf Lewis

Anyway, I'm going to go play Donkey Kong Country or something.