So, originally Pitbull was not the headliner of Quake. Then he was. The moral at work here: Pitbull has to play a full set. What the hell is he going to play? The Anthem, I Know You Want Me, Go Girl, Hotel Room -- that's four songs. What else? Will he cover "Gasolina"? Just throw a 4-4 stomp on the synthesizer and autotune something about sex and money while repeating something very basic, like the first few letters of the alphabet or "[simple action verb, like 'go' or 'shake']"?

We stumbled upon the finest thing Pitbull could do, however. It is a piece of pure, distilled magnificence.

Look how thrilled everybody is. People just love Gloria Estefan and, I don't know, leather chaps over mom jeans. Pitbull can nix the latter of these things, but should Vanderbilt hear from the brass section tonight, I would actually tip the Music Group. True story. The rhythm, as Gloria's bangs in that video know, is going to get you.

And b the w, ch-check it: At Vanderbilt this fall, you can see Girl Talk, O.A.R., Asher Roth, and JAY-Z for $70, all on campus. We still have to see Pitbull, though, which feels mildly to moderately like we are creating a horcux and giving part of our collective soul away, but this is a minor concern.

Tonight, Life editor Avery Spofford will be backstage and checking in via Twiter, while back in Hustler land we collect up all the overflowing wisdom of Twitter and dispense it out like social media Pez on @HustlerNews. Solid City.