So today, while I should have been studying for my fun and exciting finals, I was thinking about how amusing pranks are and why nobody ever does any on our campus.  This needs to change.  Right now.

There are plenty of opportunties too - like all those radom statues that were added to campus last year.  They make perfect targets.  That giant round one outside of Rand, for example, has only one purpose in my mind: to become a giant, wrapped peppermint - either that or a giant snail, if you added a cardboard head and tail on either side.

There is a fine line between pranks and vandalism though, but as long as nothing is damaged, you're fine.  For example, I wouldn't recommend spreading fermented fish guts around campus.  I've been on the receiving end of that one, and not only does it smell horrible, thus making it vastly less amusing, but it's also technically "toxic waste."  In other words, you better have a license for that crap or your ass is going to jail.  Along the same lines, taking a sledgehammer to a statue, like of a school mascot, and smashing its face off is probably not going to go over very well either.

Please, for the love of all things holy, SOMEONE PLEASE PULL A DECENT (and hopefully legal) PRANK!  And what better time than finals week?  As long as you don't somehow disable all the vending machines on campus, prank away my fellow students, prank away.