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“This may be rude, but why are all charities going to Africa? Please, pick somewhere else; the world is a needy place.”
“Will someone please mop up the puddle in the laundry room in Vandy-Barnard? It has been there all year, and I have dropped countless numbers of freshly dried socks into it.”
“Has anyone else noticed since Anna Nicole died, suddenly she’s the only thing on the news? I mean, come on, the woman died of a butt problem. Let it go.”
“Housing blows.”
“I hate bugs and bug bites and itchiness.”
“Why is it that since Bilotta and Gragg took office they have failed to extend winter break and disbanded VSG’s only security program, DoreWalks, when these were two of the biggest issues of their campaign? On that note, what has VSG done since the election?”
“Why is Michael Wilt still here? Shouldn’t he have graduated by now? I was looking forward to a year of The Hustler with no ridiculous, stupid and intellectually uninspiring articles by Wilt tainting the opinion section, but I guess that dream will never be realized. Go away, Wilt!”
“It’s just a hat, people.”
“I’m sick of hearing about Derby Days. I hate Greek organizations.”
“Housing sucks.”
“Nothing bothers me anymore.”
“My friend burped the other day and after that you could smell noodles in the air. It was disgusting.”
“I’m tired of writing papers.”
“I would like to fight a member of the Hustler staff.”
“Death to formals.”
“I wish my chapter had found the derby.”
“I don’t have time to drink these days and I think I may be going insane.”
“I think my adviser secretly hates me.”
