What's on your mind? The Rant is your place to anonymously sound off on any issue you want. Send in your wants with the subject "Rant" to opinion@vanderbilthustler.com.
“How dare Vanderbilt not show Nickelodeon GAS on the cable in our dorm rooms. This prevents us from watching ‘Legends of the Hidden Temple’ and ‘GUTS’ eight times a day.”
“Why do the course offerings for next semester suck? I’m going to be a senior, and I want interesting and easy stuff, dagnabbit!”
“Scott Greer, I like both Kelly Clarkson and Ratatat. I’m also quite fond of Abba and Merzbow. Did I just blow your mind?”
“Dear Roommate: Whose idea was it to have bunk beds? Don’t be mad because nobody wants to hook up with you. P.S. Try to be more discreet about who you tell about your ‘anonymous’ rants.”
“Somebody please reset all the clocks. I cannot afford to lose two hours of sleep in a year.”
“I can’t stand it when people use the word ‘uber’ as an adverb. Are you German or something?”
“The Slant could save a lot of time and money by reducing each issue to an article by Tim Boyd.”
“Dear ‘Friend’: Please refrain from coming into my roommate’s and my room and complaining about how messy it is. Maybe it’s messy so you won’t visit us. Furthermore, don’t flaunt your superior cleanliness . . . your roommate is the person who cleans your room. If you need to be in such a sterile environment, then take the hint and leave.”
