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“Stop arguing about campus food, idiots!”
“Who cares about bowling? I want a men’s soccer team.”
“With regard to the Don Imus incident, when will people get over the fact that certain people can just say things that others can’t? Certain double standards are natural, logical and OK. Of course, Imus got fired for saying essentially the same thing that rappers say. The rappers’ race wasn’t oppressing a group of people for hundreds of years. It’s less sensitive. Get over it.”
“I hope one day Andrew Solomon is run over by a fleet of Cadillac Escalades — with custom stripper poles in the trunk — driven by a lawyer, investment banker and scuba instructor who aren’t paying attention because they are watching Dustin Diamond’s sex tape while listening to Fat Joe’s “Make It Rain” so that at his funeral Jack Nicholson can give the eulogy and conclude by instructing everyone to pour a little Dom on the ground in honor of our lost arrogant, pretentious, judgmental and self-loathing ‘columnist.’”
“Joshua Melton needs to get over it. The bowling team is awesome, and he’s just jealous.”
“Burning jet fuel to tell me coal is dirty makes a lot of sense, Sheryl Crow.”
“Did anyone else find it ironic that the ‘Face It: Coal Is Filthy’ campaign was flying their sign behind an airplane today? I bet that helped the environment.”
“What clown decided it was a good idea to have the first Hustler issue printed after the Virginia Tech tragedy have a picture of a kid eating ice cream on the front page?”
“Why aren’t all the Munchie Mart ladies as nice as the ones in Towers?”
