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“Mat Kearney should have been escorted off of campus by the police a second time. ‘Meet me in Chicago’ — more like ‘Meet me in Hell.’”
“How fitting that the day after the tragedy at Virginia Tech, The Hustler’s headline is ‘Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s.’ You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
“Why did The Roots feel they needed to play a mainstream medley and then laugh at us while they were doing it? And how come nobody noticed?”
“Congratulations to Joshua Melton on winning the 2007 NCAA Women’s Bowling Championship! Give me a break! Quit complaining and go buy a yoga mat.”
“How come there was no food at Rites this year?”
“In case you are wondering what ‘irony’ means, recall that the ‘Stop Global Warming’ tour travels using three enormous tour buses. If you need further information on the definition of ‘irony,’ consult the manager of the McDonalds attached to the Vanderbilt hospital.”
“Why do so many people like Mat Kearney? He sucks.”
“I hate the lawn chairs at Rites, especially when I’m stumbling through a crowd in the dark!”
“Wolfmother is underappreciated. Mat Kearney is overappreciated.”
