Britney Spears — Thumbs Down

If you thought “Crossroads” was the worst thing Britney could have ever produce, her disastrous VMA performance sure showed you. 

 

Joanne Segale — Thumbs Up

The 68-year-old retired bus driver found fugitive Democratic fundraiser on an Amtrak train. Sharp eye, Joanne.

 

Just For Men — Thumbs Up

While the video itself might have been shoddy, Osama Bin Laden’s newly colored beard gives terrorism a fresh new face!

 

The IRS — Thumbs Down

Refusal to spend tax money dealing with errors in tax recorders and identity mistakes results in multi-million dollar losses. Solid reasoning, guys.

 

Pints — Thumbs Up

The European Union votes to uphold “imperial measurements.”  Thus, students abroad may still enjoy this glorious tradition.

 

iPhones — Thumbs Down

Easily hacked iPhone now $200 cheaper, which is good news unless you already paid full price for a crappy original.

 

New England Patriots — Thumbs Down

Taking a page from the ever-successful Alberto Gonzalez playbook, former champs get caught spying on the New York Jets.