Vanessa Hudgens (a.k.a. Baby V) was on The Tyra Banks Show on Monday in a pre-taped interview (pre-nude photos). An audience member decided to ask, "When you read about young stars like Britney and Lindsay and them getting in trouble. How does that affect you personally?" She sweetly responded, "Um...I honestly just think it's stupid. I mean it's easy to stay out of those situations. But yeah, I think it's easy to stay out of those situations. You just have to smart about your decisions." ... Do I need to post a link to your nude photographs, honey? Meanwhile, Baby V is being sued by her attorney for unpaid fees totaling $150,000; Brian L. Schall's suit alleges that she owes for legal services based on contracts she signed with Schall dating to October, 2005, and he wants his 5% of her earnings, totaling $5 million. The suit says that Vanessa "has paid some, but not all, of the money owed ..." So now not only does she have nudie pics, she has debts too! She is just like any regular human being...or not.

A fourth suspect has been arrested in the alleged robbery involving O.J. Simpson. Michael McClinton turned himself in yesterday afternoon to Vegas cops. He was booked on a variety of felony charges, including robbery, assault and burglary with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and kidnapping. He's currently housed in the same jail where O.J. sits. Geez! The next thing you know, Kato Kaelin will be the next arrest in this case! Kidding.

Meanwhile, TMZ (FINALLY!!!) reports, "O.J. Simpson has been officially charged with several felony counts by the Clark County District Attorney. The Clark County D.A. has charged Simpson and three other defendants---Walter Alexander, Clarence Stewart and Michael McClinton---with one count each of conspiracy to commit a crime, conspiracy to commit kidnapping, conspiracy to commit robbery, first degree kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, assault with a deadly weapon and coercion with with use of a deadly weapon." The charges indicated that "one or more handguns" were used in the incident.

Yesterday, TMZ added a "tired" looking O.J. Simpson, in a full prison jumpsuit, handcuffs and shackles, walked into a Clark County Courthouse for his first appearance on burglary, robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon charges. Longtime attorney Yale Galanter is by his side, along with attorney Gabriel Grasso. Ironically, former prosecutor Marcia Clark is in the courtroom, covering the proceedings for "Entertainment Tonight." O.J.'s girlfriend, Christine Prody, his sister, Mattie, and his daughter, Arnelle, are also in the courtroom. O.J. said very little, answering "yes" when asked if he had seen the charges and understood them and advising the judge that he lived in Miami, Florida. The prosecution announced that the two sides have agreed to allow Simpson to post $125,000 cash in bail, provided he surrender his passport and have no contact with any witnesses, alleged victims or co-defendants in the case. A status hearing has been set for the week of October 22. The hearing lasted 10 minutes. I will tell you something: O.J. sure knows how to work a courtroom!

THIS JUST IN!!! Dlisted reports that the judge in the O.J. Simpson thieving case has set his bail at $125,000 which he will pay. O.J. was charged yesterday on eleven counts of robbery, thievery, etc. On the October 22nd court date, he plans to plead "not guilty" to all charges. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is just not fair! O.J. deserves the slammer! It beckons his name!

On Monday, Britney Spears got a new lawyer, but Dlisted reports that replacement attorney Marci Levine, Laura Wasser's replacement, had her name crossed out on the official document, and her partner, Mel Goldsman, was written in. Suddenly, Britney wants a different attorney, so she has hired "legal legend" Sorrell Trope.

Perez Hilton reports that an L.A. judge confirmed this week that Brit still has a substance abuse problem. “Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears]." She will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol twice a week on random dates and times; the results will be forwarded to the court. In addition to drug testing, Britney and Kevin, who still maintain 50/50 custody of Sean and Jayden, will have to both adhere to a long list of court-ordered demands:
· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.
· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.
· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.
· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.
· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.
While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, she must:
· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.
· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

To celebrate these events, do you suppose you could guess what she did last night? She went out partying, of course! Spotted partying it up at Winston’s and Hyde in L.A. on Tuesday night, Britney luckily kept her va-jay-jay to herself. *whew* I have seen more than enough pictures of her flashing that thing.

Meanwhile, OK! Magazine reports Backstreet Boy Nick Carter has been telling friends he has been dating Britney Spears for the past three weeks. A source said, "Nick's claiming that he and Brit have been 'dating' for about three weeks. He says they’ve been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they’re both heavy into each other." The source also reveals that Nick has even told some of his bandmates, "I really like her." Other sources are saying Nick is just making it up to get headlines. Does anyone remember Nick and Ashlee Simpson sleeping together? That's right! You would not remember because he made it up to the tabloids!!! Lying loser.

The newest Billboard Top 200 was released this morning and as Perez proclaims on his site, "The results are in!!!" Kanye West’s "Graduation" sold 957,000 copies this past week, nearly achieving platinum status. 50’s Curtis trailed with 691,000, just enough to make it a gold record. "This is a new record for Kanye and a disappointment for Fiddy," Perez quips. West surpassed his previous albums, even outselling the sales of 860,000 records of predecessor "Late Registration," which spent two weeks at No. 1 in 2005. 50 Cent’s previous release, "The Massacre," opened to 1.1 million units in March 2005 and spent six weeks at No. 1, boasting the #1 hit "Candy Shop" with Olivia and the top three hit, "Disco Inferno." I am waiting on pins and needles for 50 Cent's retirement! Perez says it best when he says, "B*tch better!" (Meanwhile, expect "Stronger" to hit #1 tomorrow, nabbing the position from Soulja Boy. "Ayo Technology" and "I Get Money" are just no competition!)

Dlisted.com reports that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a.k.a. Wacko Jacko, is currently in NYC to be shot for Italian Vogue. (You'd betta work! Cover girl! Work it, girl!) Dlisted acerbically adds that it reportedly takes Jacko three hours to fix his wig before he's decent enough to go out. Sunday night, Jacko was seen taking his three children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket, to see "The Lion King" on Broadway. Witnesses were astounded at how the children were dressed, telling "Page Six" the kids were wearing costumes more elaborate than the ones onstage. They were also wearing wigs and baseball caps. Witnesses also mentioned that after taking pictures with the cast, Jacko suddenly fled. "His face was totally white, he had his wig on, sunglasses and these absolutely wacky pants. It was surreal. There were four bodyguards," they said. We all know that Jacko is wacko, but this takes things to new levels!

Star Magazine reports that Melanie B's former housekeeper is blabbing about how she was forced to take care of her two children while she was off getting married in Las Vegas. Tonia Lamere claims Scary Spice left her 2-month old daughter with her and did not care, adding, "One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days! The child was sick, there was no nanny, and when Mel called, she never even asked about the baby." Tonia said she was forced to buy the infant, fathered by "bad parent" Eddie Murphy, and her 8-year-old sister, Phoenix, fathered by former Spice Girls back-up dancer and ex-husband Jimmy Gulzar, food from her own pocket. Mel B's spokeswhore denies the allegations. "Melanie is a hands-on mother completely dedicated to the upbringing of her children and the well-being of her entire family," she told Perez Hilton yesterday. "Any fictitious accusations to the contrary stem from greedy people looking to make a buck." Sweet niblets! The next thing you know, Melanie's b*tch lawyer, Gloria Allred, will be all up in the nanny's business. That woman is hardcore! *cough lame cough* In court this summer, she and Scary successfully forced Eddie Murphy to pay more attention to his love child. Allred is capable of anything *cough lame cough*!

Everyone's favorite obsession, flash-in-the-pan (?) internet celebrity, Chris Crocker, has inked a deal to possibly star in his own reality TV show. Dlisted.com reports that 44 Blue Productions will develop "a docusoap" around the 19-year-old Tennessee native who lives with his grandparents. Chris' infamously notorious video, "Leave Britney Alone," now has over 8 million hits. 44 Blue said, "It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience.' We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star." Sadly, I will probably actually revel in this TV show. He is just so darn fascinating! Huzzah!

UPDATE: Despite reports that she is impregnated, Jennifer Lopez is not. (Crap!) Marc Anthony is denying any baby talk, issuing a statement through his publicist saying, "Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they’ll hit the mark, but no. No." Sorry, everyone! I got you all excited about J.Lo for nothing!