Dlisted and Yahoo.com report that George Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, were injured yesterday afternoon in NYC when his motorcylce hit another car on a road across the Hudson River. Clooney was treated for a broken rib and scrapes while Sarah was treated for a broken foot at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen. They were released later yesterday. His spokesman issued this statement, "He's doing fine. He has a broken rib, it's very painful and it'll take a long time to heal." The accident is currently being investigated. Clooney is in town filming "Burn After Reading" with Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand; his recovery will not affect production. Hopefully that fugly beard will be removed soon when the bandages around his torso are. Yesterday, operatic chanteuse and talk show host Charlotte Church gave birth to a baby girl weighing almost 7 lbs. Reports state that she delivered the baby the "old school way," using a birthing pool and the assistance of two midwives at her farm in Wales. This is her first child with boyfriend, rugby player Gavin Henson. She once expressed desire to name the child Ava. Good to know that for now she is happy having given birth to the child because tomorrow she will notice how big she was when she gave birth. She has a long way to go to take off that baby weight (if she does). Sigh. Britney Spears may go to rehab again if her "friends" (like "boyfriend" Nick Carter *lie*) and "family" (Alli Sims, anyone? *cough fake cough*) get their way. E!'s Planet Gossip reports that her friends as well as her lawyers are trying to get her back on vaca...erm, in rehab to battle her substance-abuse issues. Brit completed rehab at Promises back in March. Before that she checked herself in and out of a few facilities in a matter of weeks (and shaved her head *woooo*). A source said, "She has said she’ll go again. But everyone is worried she won’t go at the last minute." This past week, a judge ordered that Brit must get tested twice a week for alcohol and drugs if she wants to keep her kids. As reported yesterday, Brit was also charged with hit and run for an accident back in August; she was also seen crying as she left an office in Beverly Hills. Poor girl is troubled and strung out *I'm so humorous*. Do not save Ferris! Save Britney! UPDATE: Perez Hilton reports that according to the Department of Motor Vehicles, Britney Spears has never been issued a California license. By law, California residents must get a California driver’s license within their first ten days as a resident; Britney never complied. Furthermore, in the past several months, Britney has been pulled over by police officers and not been cited for driving without a valid license. The cops were probably partying in the car with her! Oh, my. This girl is crying out for help! "Heroes" actress Hayden Panettiere recently broke up with boyfriend of a year Stephen Colleti from "Laguna Beach" fame, and now he is with former classmate Lauren Conrad. The "Laguna Beach" alums were partying together at Hollywood club Opera on Thursday night. Now Hayden will "kill" her too! Eeps! Richie Sambora has checked himself back into rehab and this time he is at the same facility as Lindsay Lohan. Star Magazine reports that the 48-year-old went into the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah this past Monday. Last June, the Bon Jovi bandmate completed a one-week detox in L.A. He said this then, "I was just drinking too much, and I needed to get my life together. I'm still in therapy, but it's good; it's great. I feel fine." Richie ended his marriage with Heather Locklear earlier last year and quickly started dating Denise Richards. They broke up a few months later. Richie's rep said, "Richie is continuing the on-going treatment he began in June." I bet his drunk butt left to make a cameo in his own music video with Bon Jovi, "(You Want To) Make a Memory." Is it just me or was Jon the ONLY one in that video for 99% of it? Sigh. (By the way, I could imagine my Dad telling me the story of him getting in trouble for saying "butt" once in either middle or high school when I wrote that moments ago. *lol*) Perez Hilton reports that Reality TV "whore" Adrianne Curry created an entry in her official blog, titled "MY Boycott against BET and Black History Month." Oh, my. She spits, "I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST. Yes, I get it. Black people were slaves here once. You know what? That does suck some major b*lls, however, it is time to move the f*ck on." Eeps! Coming soon: "Adrianne Curry shot up by Martin Luther King, Jr.'s corpse." I believe Curry can officially be titled racist for this opinion. If she ever decided to run for President of the U.S., she just lost the African-American vote. My question is who would vote for her? Sigh. Personally, African-Americans have spent a century and a half developing themselves into a race that is no longer seen as the dirt on white men's shoes. They should celebrate! You can suck it, Adrianne. Recently, country music legend Dolly Parton said, "When my time comes, I hope I fall dead in the middle of the stage, and I hope it’s to a song I wrote." She probably will! Girl will die at age 400 with a ample pair of size Z breasts to cushion her fall! Finally, as previously reported, Rosie O’Donnell recently turned down an invitation from Oprah Winfrey to appear on her talk show to promote her upcoming memoir, "Celebrity Detox." Now Ro has cancelled on Diane Sawyer! Her publicist is now saying, "The book is a very personal snapshot of a certain time in Rosie’s life, and she felt she bared her soul on those pages. She feels people should read the book and take away from it what they will. She does not want to do any interviews." Perhaps by publicly not doing interviews, she is actually getting the publicity she needs? What does Confucius say...