Access Hollywood is reporting that yesterday afternoon, former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson applied for and was granted a marriage license in Las Vegas with Rick Salomon, the star of Paris Hilton's sex tape and ex-husband of Shannen Doherty (Beverly Hills, 90210, and Charmed) and Elizabeth Daily (Rugrats, Valley Girl). Pamela's ex-husbands are Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Earlier this month, she told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged, but wouldn't say to whom. Pam claims to have known Rick for 15 years and says "she's in love." He probably only loves her big boobs. The News of the World claims Britney Spears has been begging K-Fed to give her a second chance. A source said that she thinks if she has K-Fed back, it'll help get her life back on track. K-Fed declined and she apparently got really depressed. When she found out K-Fed was dating Playboy model and Colin Farrell's sex tape co-star, Nicole Narain, she flipped out and called the Befrienders suicide hotline several times. A source said, "Britney's bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he's not with Nicole. She's desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin's attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen." The source also claims that Brit was ordered by the court in a secret hearing last Friday to have psychological tests. This friend also claimed Britney wants to flee to Cuba with her two sons. "She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope." Oh, my. There are no words for something this crazy. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will become legally married on October 13th in Laguna Beach, CA in a small and intimate ceremony, reports TMZ. Richie is currently Madden's baby mama. It's not a SHOTGUN wedding or anything... *looks around* Sources tell OK! Magazine that Kate dumped Dax Shepard, but he had to find out from a friend. Bummer. "Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him." Kate was spotted last week canoodling with supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle in NYC. I love it when people break up with others on myspace and facebook when they change their relationship status to "single" and make their significant other figure it out when they see the page. Good times. Ugh. Perez Hilton reports "Father-of-the-Year" Michael Lohan spoke to the media about Lindsay, saying that he’s heading to Utah this week to spend 5 days with the troubled actress at an undisclosed outpatient facility. He boasts, "We’ve still got a lot of catching up to do. I’m looking forward to spending the next week with her. We’ve been in constant phone contact. She’s in a great, great place now. I’ve never heard her so honest, contrite and focused. Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She’s taking a step back and reevaluating her life. What she tells - her honesty and openness - has brought me to tears. It’s beyond words how proud I am of her." Barf. I cannot imagine Michael being that supportive, and I cannot imagine Lindsay being that sane. Perez Hilton reports that "David Hans Schmidt, the infamous peddler of celebrity sex tapes, was found dead at his apartment in Phoenix on Friday as the victim of an apparent suicide. The Arizona man recently attempted to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise for the Scientologist’s stolen wedding photos." Perhaps Xenu did it! He was like, "B****! Don't be hatin' on Tom Cruise," and "zowie-d" him from his spaceship on Mars. Sucks for Schmidt. Finally, Kanye West is sounding off on his new blog. The popular rap/hip hop artist swore off MTV after losing out yet again at the channel's Music Video Awards, and since then, he's been working overtime to post on his site. Yesterday, Kanye posted five times. He prattles on about everything from his fave YouTube clips to his favorite sneakers, but he never forgets his number one priority, himself. He even brags to be "The King of Rap." Um, no, you are the king of arrogance.