Perez Hilton reports that on Friday night, Britney Spears and her producer pal, J.R. Rotem, had a bit of late night car trouble. The pair reached the main gates of Spears' community in Beverly Hills near Mulholland when photographers noticed something sticking out of her tire. When they pulled it out, the tire went flat. "Britney had a flat tire and J.R. was joking that someone flattened it on purpose and Britney took it seriously and got scared," a source told Hilton. (I just have to laugh about how the paparazzi would be so kind to help out Britney with something sticking out of her tire.) Britney became "spooked" and said that she thought someone had broken into her house, as well. "I’m scared to go to my house because somebody broke in," she told the paparazzi. (Was she trippin' on X???) The insider added that this is not the first incident when Britney has mistakenly thought that people were breaking into her house. "It’s one of her paranoias," the insider said. The police arrived and calmed Spears down, establishing with confidence that the residence had not been broken into, but Spears was still "spooked" and refused to spend the night in her Beverly Hills mansion. Instead, she decided to bunk at her Malibu house instead. "I don’t know how to get to my Malibu house will you help me?" she pleaded with photographers. (What in the world?? Homegirl HAD TO have been on something, and WHY would she ask the paparazzi for help? I know they are bffe, but...) That night at 3 a.m. was when her mother arrived and she helped Spears get to her Malibu mansion. Meanwhile, Britney finally visited with her kids yesterday at her home in Malibu. An eyewitness told TMZ that Sean Preston and Jayden James were escorted into the house yesterday morning, along with what appeared to be the court ordered parenting coach. Britney walked around her gated community in a super short pink mini-dress, with the boys and the same nanny that was with the kids at Kevin's house. Her hair was in a ponytail, and she was talking on her cell phone. I must concur with TMZ when they facetiously say that it was "quality time." haha Mexican pop star Thalia and her husband, music mogul Tommy Mottola (Mariah's ex-husband), welcomed their first child on Sunday, according to Perez Hilton. The girl, named Sabrina, weighed in at a very healthy 8 lbs 4 ozs and came into this world after a trying 20 hours in labor. He adds, "Mother and daughter are resting comfortably." How nice. Dlisted.com has learned more details about what I would call "Pamela Anderson's white trash wedding" to Rick Salomon on Saturday. Dlisted exaggeratively calls the wedding a "truly classy and luxurious affair." According to them, Pam wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum," and cut a cake made of cardboard. The New York Daily News reported that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos. What in the world? I know the wedding only took thirty minutes (as reported yesterday), but that is just ridiculous! Was the honeymoon in three minutes? It does not take long to do the dirty! J.Lo was on Good Morning America today and MTV's TRL yesterday, and both hosts awkwardly tried to get her to admit that she's pregnant, according to Dlisted.com. J.Lo still refuses to confirm her (obvious) pregnancy. On GMA this morning, Robin Roberts said to the Latina diva, "We're going to talk about family and what's going on." Diane Sawyer stopped her, though, and said, “She's very private, she loves her privacy...So there's very little we can do!" Unfortunately for Mrs. Marc Anthony, though, Marc's ex-wife and mother of his kids, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, (how does he get these women??? I swear he is so fugly!) confirmed to the Spanish media that J.Lo is, in fact, pregnant. "I suppose they’re going to be very happy," said Dayanara. Coming soon...Torres dead. (i.e. J.Lo in all her divaness killed her.) Finally, according to Perez Hilton, John Graziano, the passenger critically injured in the car crash involving Hulk Hogan's son Nick, is not going to be making a recovery. According to court documents, the young Marine will need lifelong care at a nursing home and, at best, will only be able to open and close his eyes periodically. Many reports claim that Nick was speeding before the crash (He was drag racing.), which would hold him criminally responsible. Police are still investigating the incident. Graziano is still in critical condition at Bayfront Medical Center, more than a month after the crash. A Sept. 19 report filed by registered nurse Joanne Jones, who was hired by the court to examine John Graziano to determine if he is incapacitated, said he was on total life support. The report said that Graziano was comatose and that he may have had a seizure. Jones' report said Graziano responds to a pinch and has a gag reflex but does not otherwise respond to touch or sound. His pupils are fixed, meaning they don’t respond to light. Coleen Booker, a registered nurse with 14 years of emergency room experience at Shands Hospital at the University of Florida in Gainesville, said in an interview that it is not encouraging that he is on life support and his pupils are fixed. "But the signs that he has a gag reflex and does respond to pain means he’s not brain dead," said Booker, who is not involved with Graziano’s treatment. In her report, Jones detailed the injuries Graziano sustained during the wreck. He broke his skull at the base, had part of his skull cut out, experienced brain swelling and had cuts to the scalp. Bone was pushed in and broken in many pieces. He had abnormal collections of blood under the front side of the skull. In an addendum, Jones included information given to her by Graziano’s doctor, H. Bushnell Clarke. He told her that at best, Graziano will "open his eyes on and off." She continued, saying, "At this present time, he states his prognosis remains guarded. He states that this young man most likely will spend the remainder of his life in a nursing home." She said Graziano should be re-evaluated in six months to see if his condition improves. According to court documents, Graziano was not wearing a seat belt at the time of the crash. That really sucks. What a shame to have to spend the rest of your life practically a vegetable because you had to make a really stupid mistake like this one.