"Can someone PLEASE change the pictures on the VUwebmail page? They've been there since the middle of the summer, and frankly, I'm getting really tired of seeing those two people studying in the baseball glove lounge every time I check my e-mail."

"How did Chris Davis even get into Vanderbilt? Rhetorical nonsense usually comes from a purportedly intelligent source to feign legitimacy, but he’s just a moron."

"Try transferring from a school that, despite being rated as having the second-highest workload in the country behind MIT, no one has even heard of, and THEN tell me that Vanderbilt gets no recognition. I mean, I love it here and all, but you guys don't realize how good you have it."

"They really need to bring back the dinner extra at Rand. How am I supposed to get full off the entree and two sides at Lunch Paper?"

"Why is our Mascot so boring? How about we replace him with a Giant Squirrel? He can carry a giant nut with the opposing team's logo and then bite into it every time Vandy scores."

"Isn't it strange that Kristin Torrey is destroying Greek Life and subsequently her job?"