According to Yahoo.com and Dlisted.com, Stephen Colbert announced on his show Tuesday night that he will be running for President in 2008. (Another candidate? There are too many as it is.) He said he will run in South Carolina and said he will only campaign in that state. He also said he would run as a Democrat and Republican so that he could lose twice. (Does he honestly think the Dems and Reps will nominate him? I think not.) He said, "After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it! I am from South Carolina, I am for South Carolina and I defy any other candidate to pander more to the people of South Carolina." As much as people love him, I doubt he will be on his way to the White House. *Fred Thompson 2008!* Actor Ryan Gosling shared some news in the new issue of GQ. "I mean, God bless The Notebook," Gosling said. "It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that." Soon after, he announced that they have broken up. (NO!!!!!!) He could hardly explain the reason for the relationship's end. He said, "The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin’ and we called it a draw." Sad. Fans of "The Notebook" are crying all over again. According to Dlisted.com, Heather Mills has reportedly told Paul McCartney to pay her $100 million by Friday or things will get ugly! (I suddenly really hate that b****.) The couple had hoped to resolve their divorce settlement last week, but they couldn't come to an agreement, reported The Daily Mail. Heather is giving Paul a second chance to end their battle for good. If he refuses the offer, she has threatened to clean him out in court this February. (HATE HER!) A source said, "She is saying that if this goes to court, she will get awarded more money, that it will be worst for Beatrice to have her parents publicly warring. His legal team has been reminded that Heather could argue that she put him back on track emotionally and with his career after Linda, his first wife, died. And perhaps then if she goes to court she should then fight for some of his future earnings. Heather has also been talking again about her personal security and that of Beatrice." Heather is also considering coming to America to do the talk show circuit, including Oprah. If she attempts to milk Sir Paul, I think I will have to find Wayne Brady and tell him to "choke a b****." This story infuriates me. I am seriously furious. If trick thinks she's gonna take the former Beatle's stash, I hope the court realizes her for the slime she is. God rest Linda because if she were still alive, I hope she would kill that slut for me. Go to hell, Heather. The Insider has reported a statement from actor John Goodman, who has apparently just returned from vaca...erm, rehab at Promises in Malibu. Surprising! He issued this statement: "For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life." I salute you, Mr. Goodman! I loved you in "The Flintstones"! Dlisted.com reports that singer Lionel Richie (LOVE HIM!) will be buying his daughter Nicole Richie and his unborn grandchild a home in a gated community in Century City. Nicole is currently staying with Good Charlotte member Joel Madden in Glendale. A source said, "She recently leased out her West Hollywood condo, and, while she likes living at Joel's bachelor pad in Glendale, she doesn't want to raise her baby in the Valley." Listen to yo daddy, Nicole! Father knows best! On a sad note, actress Deborah Kerr died at the age of 86 on Tuesday in Suffolk, England. Deborah suffered from Parkinson's disease. She was the star of such classic Hollywood films as "The King & I," "From Here to Eternity," and "An Affair To Remember." You will be missed, Miss Kerr. According to TMZ, Britney Spears just had ALL of her visitation rights suspended until she complies with court orders. The order by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon came after K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court yesterday for an emergency hearing. The order reads, "Petitioner's (Britney's) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner's compliance with the court orders." Brit's next shot at getting the kids is October 26, when she's been ordered back to court. Furthermore, the reason for the suspension is because she did not provide the appropriate contact information to the drug testers. Naturally! Does anyone ACTUALLY believe that Spears is providing her own pee? Perez Hilton sadly reports that Mariah Carey has just pushed back her new album until February, angering many of her fans. The singer’s new record was supposed to be released this November. That puts three divas (Madonna, Kylie, and now, Mariah) releasing albums in February now. I'm so excited! According to Holymoly.co.uk, apparently the Spice Girls have had a spat or two despite the happy facade they have exposed thus far. Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, is reportedly furious at Geri Halliwell's, aka Ginger Spice, plans to sing a brief medley of her own solo hits (OMG I LOVE GERI SOLO!). Victoria feels it is best for the girls to stick to the group stuff (um, naturally...Posh's stuff wasn't that great. I did like "Let Your Head Go" though...). Melanie C and Emma Bunton, aka Sporty and Baby Spice, respectively, feel that Geri might be onto a good idea with the medley (They have had great solo discographies as well. I love theirs too.) Melanie B, aka Scary Spice, agrees with Victoria (because her music was equally bad). In addition, Star magazine reports that Posh and Ginger have also fallen out over costumes, both believing that they have valuable fashion experience to bring to the group. Sigh. Girls, you just have to get along again! I command it! Love ya! According to Mollywood.com, Def Jam Music Group chairman Antonio "L.A." Reid has dismissed the rumor that Nas' next album will be titled "N****." (Thank God!) Oddly enough, it will be titled "God's Son." Um, ok. He's still not gonna sell anything, so it's ok. Finally, contrary to what I reported yesterday, Vanessa Hudgens has NOT been dropped by Disney. "Totally untrue," Vanessa’s rep told JustJared.com "It’s an old rumor." Disney’s rep also confirms that "it’s not true." Sounds good to me.