K-Fed's alleged girlfriend, Nicole Narain, has spoken to The News of the World, claiming K-Fed has confided in her on why he left Brit and why he is fighting for custody of his two boys. Narain, being the trustworthy role model that she is, was Colin Farrell's co-star in his sex tape. K-Fed allegedly told Nicole, "I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, 'If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.' I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn't listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim." That's not even everything she dished, but that's enough. Brit's crazy, we all know it---why does she have to tell us? Does she think we're stupid? Perez Hilton gleefully reports that his favorite "dykon," Queen Latifah, is on the cover of People magazine this week. She spoke candidly of her private life, but when asked if she was currently in a relationship, the Academy Award-nominee simply answered with a "no comment." Perez said that she has a long-term partner, Jeannette Jenkins. "My private life is my private life. Whomever I might be with, I don’t feel the need to share it. I don’t think I ever will." I wish people would respect that. Even if Queen Latifah is a lesbian, leave her alone. OMG! I should make a "Leave Queenie Alone" video!!! I'll get on that! Maxim has just released a list of their "World's Unsexiest Women." The top five are... 1) Sarah Jessica Parker 2) Amy Winehouse 3) Sandra Oh 4) Madonna 5) Britney Spears I would agree with all but NUMBER FOUR!? I LOVE MADONNA! SHE'S SMOKIN', EVEN AT AGE 5,000,000!!!! Oprah has traveled to her South African all-girls school twice in one week following reports of alleged abuse going down at the school. News24.com reports that one of the matrons fondled at least one girl, choked another girl, and cursed out several students. It became so bad that one girl ran away. In an emergency meeting, Oprah told parents, "I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." She gave them her personal phone number, e-mail and mailing address. Oprah hired investigators and also put the Principal and one another matron on leave. You don't mess with the big O! She'll kick yo a**! Oprah just needs to be more careful with the people she puts in charge. Perez Hilton reports that Stephen Colbert kicked off his presidential campaign in his home state of South Carolina on Sunday. The Comedy Central funnyman made an appearance at the University of South Carolina in Columbia. Stephen got the key to the city and was proclaimed South Carolina’s favorite son by Mayor Bob Coble. The host of "The Colbert Report" recently announced that he would be running for President in 2008 but only in South Carolina. His plan is to run on both the Republican and Democratic ticket. Colbert was honored to receive the key to the city and said he "loves South Carolina, almost as much as South Carolina loves" him. Stephen also says that if he is elected as President, he promises not only to crush the state of Georgia, but also Tennessee. Umm, that's gonna be a problem. I kind of live in Tennessee. *Fred Thompson 4 Prez!* Sorry, I had to do it. Actress Cate Blanchett looks like she might be pregnant, according to Perez Hilton. The "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" star and Academy Award-winner was spotted sporting a big bump while out in NYC this past weekend. Who be the baby daddy? I dunno...