Ok! Magazine reports that inside Winston's Monday night, Britney Spears asked to change her costume with a bartender. A source said, "While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, 'you have nice tits! Mine are all saggy!'" Brit then told the bartender to switch clothes with her. "At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply," the eyewitness says. "The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender’s duds. The bartender, clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, 'I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!'" That's Britney for you. J.Lo's record label, Epic, is, according to Dlisted.com, reportedly looking to dump her! J.Lo's latest album "Brave" only sold around 53,000 copies in its first week, but this is not the primary reason for her dumpage. Miz J.Lo is just too much of a diva---the label cannot afford how expensive she is. The Scoop reported her new video, "Do It Well," cost $300,000. Her album cover cost $60,000. When J.Lo performed on "Good Morning America" and "Dancing with the Stars," she made the label "eat the cost" too. A source said the label makes only $4 per CD. They will not break even. The source said, "Sony and Epic might keep her, but she’ll be doing little more than greatest hits albums. That you can do without incurring a huge cost. The label is tired of throwing money away." My friend, Niki, is going to flip out when she reads this. TMZ reports that Britney Spears has not regained 50/50 custody of her kids. Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his decision yesterday. Britney will get two visits a week from 12 pm to 7 pm. She also gets one overnight visit. All of her visits will be monitored. In his order, he wrote that the parenting coach said Brit hardly paid any attention to her boys when they were there. The parenting coach also wrote, "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful." He went on to say that "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." Brit also has to show proof that she's child protected the pool by Friday. She also must continue to meet with the parenting coach for two hours every week and also continue counseling with K-Fed. Meanwhile, UsWeekly reports that Brit will continue her twice a week drug testing. She had made a request to stop it. (That's because she needed the "children pee," as my friend J Mo calls it. Do you REALLY think she's been turning in her own???) Oh, Brit... Dlisted.com, Yahoo.com, and Perez Hilton report that Robert Goulet has passed away. I reported last week that he was in dire need of a lung transplant, so yesterday, Goulet died at the age of 73 at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles while waiting for that transplant. He had a rare form of pulmonary fibrosis. We salute you, Mr. Goulet. 36-year-old Lance Armstrong recently split up from designer Tory Burch and it looks like he's traded up. Lance showed up to the Rose Bar in NYC on Monday night with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen. Witnesses told Page Six that the two were making out all night. "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Ew! Lance, honey, I know you are sad that Miz Crow and Miz Burch dumped you, but Ashley was crawling in diapers when you were in high school. Just say noooo, Ash!!! Perez Hilton reports that at an event in NYC on Tuesday night celebrating his Cavalli Vodka, Roberto talked about designing the outfits for J. Lo’s current tour with hubby Marc Anthony. "Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby," revealed the fashion designer. "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger." Thus far, Lopez’s publicists has not commented on Cavalli’s comments. You know she silenced Anthony's ex-wife, so you know she'll be shutting up Cavalli & smacking a ho, too! Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson. The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend. After dinner they went to Owen's Malibu home. A witness said, "He couldn't keep his hands off her." The two hung out on October 16th in Austin. Both were there to shoot Willie Nelson's video. I'm on the fence about this relationship, so I'll come up with something quippy later. Heather Mills went on GMTV this morning to cry about how awful her life is. Heather is currently embroiled in a messy divorce from Paul McCartney. She went on and on about how the media is portraying her as a whore and gold digger and making her go crazy. Heather said all the dollar figures have basically been made up and how do we even know she's asking for anything? She said, "These figures are made up, £100 million, £50 million, £20 million. How do you know if I even want any money? I am £1.5 million in debt in lawyers' fees. That's as much as I can say or I go to jail, for telling the truth." She denied that she is trying to sell her story, but said she is on a gag order form the courts. She's getting death threats from some underground movement and she has even considered killing herself. "I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, she [my daughter] can be safe with her father." Heather said that if anything happens to her she has a box of evidence that will go to a "certain person." I wish she would just go for it because she's an evil skank like Regina George! No one messes with Texas! ... or a beloved Beatle. Russian designer, Kira Plastinina, has dropped $2 million away to have Paris Hilton sit front row at her fashion show. What a waste. Meanwhile, InTouch also reports that Paris is in talks to replace Lindsay Lohan as the host of LAX's New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas. They have offered her $1 million for the one night gig. A source said, "Paris is receiving the biggest payday ever for a one-night appearance in Vegas. Nobody draws a crowd like she does." Have them together! Maybe they will kill each other! Although, I AM liking the new Lindz....