As I'm sure anybody who's spent time researching the '08 presidential candidates online can attest, Ron Paul fans are Everywhere. I don't know if it's just the bot army spamming, or if his fanbase has nothing better to do than stalk sites all day shutting down negative comments, but whatever the reason, anytime you type the name "Ron Paul" (or Obama, Hillary, or Giuliani for that matter) his supporters will inevitably pop up in droves, defending whatever stance you misinterpreted or ridiculing your understanding of the Constitution. What's that phrase, you catch more flies with honey... Anyway, without further ado, a small experiment: Ron Paul is isolationist. Ron Paul is a career politician. Ron Paul is bad for this country. Ron Paul eats babies. I'm gonna go tear up my pocket Constitution now.