According to PerezHilton.com, "Grey's Anatomy" heartthrob Patrick Dempsey is the new face of Versace for the upcoming Spring/Summer men’s advertising campaign. "Patrick represents everything that is great about this collection," said Donatella Versace. "He has that confidence, completely comfortable in his own skin, that is so attractive." "It was so lovely to work with Donatella Versace, she is an iconic and inspirational woman and a wonderful person, not to mention what a pleasure it was to work with Mario Testino too, one of the world’s finest photographers," Dempsey said in a statement. Versace? Score. And who says middle-aged men can't be hot, too? According to Dlisted.com, Dennis Quaid and his wife, Kimberly, filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the makers of Heparin, a blood thinner given to the couple's infants in overdose amounts last month. The lawsuit places the blame on the drug manufacturer because the 10-unit vial and the 10,000-unit vials of the medication look the same. As a result of the accidental overdose, the papers claim twins "ZOE GRACE QUAID and THOMAS BOONE QUAID, suffered and will continue to suffer injuries of a pecuniary nature." Ooch. Shame. Hilarity! Star Magazine reports that "High School Musical" actress and nude photo taker, Vanessa Hudgens, is reportedly sick of Zac Efron being such a sissy and wants him to be a man. A source said, "She wants to date a man, not a little girl. Vanessa told [Zac] to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes." According to Star Magazine, Zac threw a girl fit when he got a zit on his cheek. Vanessa wanted him to come to her little sister's birthday party, but Zac was too concerned about the zit. "He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple." Wow.

Victoria Beckham rocks her poshness on the new cover of Elle magazine, and I approve! In the mag, she says, "I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out. I don’t give a shit what anybody thinks!" Gay? You're a chick. Fashion is in your nature. For men it is not, but for gay men, it is. Then again, your more recent shoots are a little camp... Maybe you're right! UsWeekly reports that Scarlett Johansson has had plastic surgery, a claim the actress vehemently denies. In fact, she denies it so much, according to PerezHilton.com, that she is upset enough to be threatening legal action. Her publicist told OK! Magazine, "Us Weekly’s [new] cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication. Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t." Johansson herself says, "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against UsWeekly." I don't think she has had anything done--she just looks more mature with some more makeup. What do you think?

Most recently linked with Heath Ledger, Lindsay Lohan has now thrown herself back into the arms of former lover Stavros Niarchos, Page Six is reporting. Heiress and overall nuisance Paris Hilton showed up to a party in Hollywood the other night and tried to hook up with her on/off squeeze,Niarchos, but he "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party" to go hang with Lohan. Poor Paris, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around "asking where Stavros had gone." He left for some firecrotch! Ouch.