Tuxedo T-Shirts
No, I'm not kidding. These snazzy cotton shirts dress up any outfit and are sure to impress your date for the upcoming formals. The epitome of class, the tuxedo T-shirt establishes you as a gentleman of fine standing, and girls find them utterly irresistible, let me tell you. What could be more appropriate to wear to class, a frat party or even to meet your lady friend's grandparents? Short on cash? Don't feel like searching for that exquisite crimson carnation to pin onto your tuxedo? There are plenty of different styles that include a variety of flowers such as carnations, dandelions, roses, and if you search hard enough, perhaps even the elusive cheeba cheeba. What's best part about tuxedo T-shirts, you ask? They don't even need to be dry-cleaned.

Heelies
Caution: Even though eight-and-a-half-year-old-boys frequently wear these innovative sneakers/roller skates, they actually require copious amounts of skill, and if your balance is anything short of perfect, stay away. However, for those of you sk8tr bois out there, I highly recommend purchasing a pair immediately. Not only will you FINALLY make it to your 8 a.m. MWF class, but you can also bust these bad boys out when you hit the town. No cab cash? Skate your way back from Sportsman's! Just be sure to wear plenty of protective equipment such as knee/elbow pads, wrist guards and, of course, a helmet.