Praise God Almighty, gentle readers, for we have been given this gift of shameless self-congratulation, made known to us by Hot Air's Allah, which manages to involve the most bizarre collection of mildly unknown celebrities for more than five minutes of uninterrupted glee (ours, not theirs).

These are the hands, y'all, what are we going to build with them? The inevitable allusion to "I Have a Dream" could be seen coming from roughly ninety miles away from a computer, as could ever other little loose shoulders, ironic Charlie Brown dancing rip off gesture of will.i.am's "Yes, We Can." Sure, this is great, you might find yourself thinking, but who the hell are these people?

Well, HuffPo has the answers: the Ringo-Starr-meets-Elvis-Constello champ there is the man from Eurythmics, Macy Gray, Joss Stone (a British national), Forrest Whitaker, Barry Manilow, Colbie Caillat, Whoopi, Joan Baez, Perez Hilton, and of all people, Jason Alexander. Also, like fifteen other people even I don't know. You'd think with the one-two step about the dark side of fame, the Obama campaign would have turned the ol' Clintonian machine guns on this one, but nay.

I mean, who can forget timeless classics like these:

The wardrobe change really brings it all together, doesn't it?

Love that hat.

Full disclosure: I wasn't even aware Macy Gray was still among us.

Just contributing their all to the American prayer, Barack Obama. The finest piece in this complex puzzle, though, is most certainly this:

Tragic, really.

Katherine Miller is the director of the Hustler's election project. She blogs daily at Right-Wing Vitriol and can be reached at kat.m.miller@gmail.com.