It's everything I've ever wanted: a wooden canteen with Obama's logo on a rosary the American flag threw up all over.

But, seriously, a designer named "Timmy Woods" (where's Lassie, junior mint? He also designed the ugly Eiffel Tower bag Carrie had in the SatC movie) has designed a handbag, specifically the one pictured, and expects, hilariously, that Michelle Obama will carry it around at the convention. Or, ever. Now, surely, there is a manner in which you could fashion a tasteful bag out of the Obama logo, or at least, a cool, Bohemian looking one. This is not it. This looks like something Sailor Moon carries around with her when fighting evil by moonlight.

Katherine Miller is the director of the Hustler's election project. She blogs daily at Right-Wing Vitriol and can be reached at kat.m.miller@gmail.com.