So my 'burning' (no pun intended) question is; 'what is the smoking device of choice of Constance Gee''

Does she opt for a diamond encrusted bong, high-tech vaporizor, old fashioned joint or a simple 'piece'.

As this riveting news story grips the campus, students can only wonder about the reality of what goes on behind closed doors at the $6m Gee Mansion. Does our beloved Chancellor himself smoke the green stuff on occasion...' Does he really believe in its healing powers...' Or is their reasoning just an excuse from a lingering 1960's bad habit'

The answers to these questions we will never know but my mind cannot help but conjure up some rather scandalous scenarios involving the Chancellor and todays breaking news.