If you read my last post, you’ll know that I deemed Hillary Clinton “too pretty for the top job.” Assume for a moment that this wasn’t entirely sarcastic (assume that under all of her makeup, Hillary Clinton does not, in fact, resemble a swamp donkey) and humor my basic point: no one wants to defend their vote for President to their wife on the basis of it being “not entirely based on the candidate’s perfectly slender cheek bones.” Read more »

Look, Cindy, don’t speak. I know what you’re thinking, I don’t need your reasons. Read more »